RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

SO today i went shopping for my shoot, since my only time to do it is tonight. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! WHY DOESNT WALMART HAVE FAKE BLOOD AND A TOY GUN.

So basically, my whole trip was a waste of train fare. I want to kill walmart. I have no props for my shoot. AND I missed the train on my way back so I am late for class. But I amm too angry to go.


rawr.


oh and i am supposed to see my ex this weekend, but my conscience is kicking in because i have a boyfriend. fuck you conscience, you can suck my cock.

rawr.

Walmart wants to promote family values, so they don't sell stuff that promotes bloody violence. But they do sell a tub of KY Jelly in the 4th pharmacy aisle.

And yeah. Having a conscience sucks donkey balls. Why can't I be a slut without these stupid morals kicking in???

That suckssss

I'm sure dollar stores have fake guns

And as for fake blood...theres other options, like ketchup, red food coloring, actual blood, etc.

i looked in shops around derby in the uk and they said they are no longer allowed to sell realistic looking toy guns. i'm sure the realism of the prop won't be held against you. just look at the snake shot from cycle 1.

and lol ava i love how pottymouthed you are. you ARE liz phair. see.

go to costco! they sell everything!

Are there any Costcos on the east coast?? I've never seen one.... :/

lilVic wrote:Are there any Costcos on the east coast?? I've never seen one.... :/

I have one here and theres another in brooklyn

CHEERS THEN wrote:and lol ava i love how pottymouthed you are. you ARE liz phair. see.

Give it to me, don't give it away
Don't think about what the others say
My skins getting clear, my hairs so bright
All you do is fuck me every day and night

You're my secret beauty routine
Na, na, na, na, what my body has seen
I am lookin' good and I'm feeling nice
Baby you're the best magazine advice

Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum

I'm gonna pull you back down between the sheets
Everything is fresher when the day is sweet
In the morning light when you're already on the phone

Face it, one of these days
Without you I'm just another Dorian Gray
It's the fountain of youth
It's the meaning of life
So hot, so sweet, so wet my appetite

Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum

Face it, one of these days
Without you I'm just another Dorian Gray
It's the fountain of youth
It's the meaning of life
Baby you're the best magazine advice

Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Your hot white cum

i love Ms. Phair btw.

i know everyone hates the self-titled album

but "without you i'm just another dorian gray" is one of her best lines ever

i like all of her albums.

i think i like whitechocolatespaceegg the most though.

me too!

let's have a lizphairparty

OKAY

Fuck and run
Fuck and run
Even when I was 17
Fuck and run
Fuck and run
Even when I was 12

yeah i'm WINNING
SPINNING
i feel ENERGY bein' pulled off from all sides
and it feels GOOOOOD
like relieving a HEADAAAAACHE