RuPaul's Drag Race!

LTate wrote:Don't forget I fall in love during any competition I'm part of. Also I use the sex to make power plays.

Chris, you'd be Toasty. You'd look all innocent and smile, but then flava flav would ask if you've ever been in porn and you'd be all "No, never". Then at elimination Mo'nique would present the porn video with your face on the cover and I'd be all "OMG, I shared my hairbrush with him"!

bahahaha!

mikiel would be Like Dat. he'd see me i my porno cover and be like, "Gurl was putting his fingers places where you don't put your fingers unless you washin'!"

and nighty night Jonny

Chantal could be Saphyri. Cuz everyone says they wouldn't want to meet her in a dark alley. Like I have this image of her meeting me in a dark London alley and beating me with a bouquet of flowers. Then she'd be all "you want some lip chap?" and then pray to god to give her the strength not to kill my bitch ass.

I just had the best idea:

An INTM spin-off of Drag Race.

Itd be AMAZING.

And we can see more of Jono and Avess' alter egos haha

Leigh, you'd have to come out and say something to the effect of, "You'd be suprised what these ladies have going on down under", and then Fade away to the title of the show.

Oregon is Becky Buckwild. Cuz Buckwild knows how to have a good time and will run up on stage and fight a bitch. Buckwild also be doin that accent cho know, like she all hard and watnot.

Ballard is Hottie cuz hottie was a crazy bitch that thought she was royalty. I could see ballard cooking a turkey in the microwave and serving it to Flav.

Avess would be New York cuz hes the HBIC. I could see him yelling "I'm FABUUUULOUS!" and getting all up in Jono's face and saying "slap me bitch, slap me!". After he wins this he will get his own spin offs.

Bree would be Goldie cuz she's pretty funny and really doesn't belong in charm school. She would get eliminated cuz everyone else is way trashier and drunker. Eventually she'd go on tour with Mo'Nique.

Karasu would be nibbles cuz I know he'd go behind the scenes and start some drama and then show up at elimination and be all "OMG Chris, who told flav you were in porn! It wasn't me!!!!"

BTW Karasu, is your dad the papa from the Papa John's commercial?

he a stripper with no ass!

Avess AKA New York!

Omg. They just found out that Raven from Drag Race season 2 was in the Switching Genders photoshoot from cycle 8.

http://survivorsucks.com/sreply/5690123/t/RuPaul-39-s-Drag-Race-Sashay-Shante-Season-Two-Bitches.html

excuse me connan

Avess wrote:excuse me connan

You just saw that now? That's way old news If it makes you feel any better...at this point, I'm the HBIC.

lilVic wrote:Omg. They just found out that Raven from Drag Race season 2 was in the Switching Genders photoshoot from cycle 8.

http://survivorsucks.com/sreply/5690123/t/RuPaul-39-s-Drag-Race-Sashay-Shante-Season-Two-Bitches.html

These people have been asleep at the job! I don't watch Drag Race but as soon as I saw that jaw I was like... that's Dionne's girlfriend. SRzly. Of course Rupaul scouts Tyra's chillenz.