Avesspiration

Avess.. is this what inspired your mask shot?

If not I thought you'd like it anyway.

well, i don't know about Avess, but Elyse always inspires me. i wish i had a white snake to recreate her best shot from the show EVAAAAAAAA.

no! it didn't, but haha it's awesome
i love antlers, taxidermy (vintage) and skulls and the like
loooooooveeeee
for my birthday all a youz buy me a different type of stuffed bat
elyse is awesome

Elyse is my life's inspiration

i thought it was Lady Gaga, Connan?

connan doesn't even know who lady gaga is

CHEERS THEN wrote:connan doesn't even know who lady gaga is

lucky him.

and i know why i got that photoshoot all wrong, you guys. i'd never actually heard the Paparazzi song or even watched the video. i had a temporary grudge against Gaga for liking that Poker Face song for all of a minute before i heard it once 5 times in one day on the radio.

then i finally watched it and was like OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, now i get it. it was supposed to be artsy. but you know, not "art" but "Lady Gaga art"

where you cover your face because you're just too hideous. and then you pretend you're different.

you know, i never watched the video either. on principle.

where you cover your face because you're just too hideous. and then you pretend you're different.

Sexy Italian masks don't count, I presume? ;D

And then you replace the covering with a plastic bag and try to strangle yourself. But usually it doesn't work, although you keep trying...you just have to keep trying...

great. thanks for fucking up MY excuse.

seriously though, the song has grown on me, even if i still want Lady Gaga to die.

Eh, depends on the mask you use whether it's a flaw-hider or not.



^ Definitely used for covering up wrinkles! See, that's what they mean by "face-enhancing mask", and they just expect people to misinterpret that and think the ingredients in the mask enhance the face. Really, though, all this time they just meant that putting on the mask would hide one's ugliness.

And that's a true poke in the eye. Or face.

oh, Kazarali, my previous post was to Jono as yours didn't show up when i posted?

it's not so much that she uses masks as she uses:
-her hair or
-a giant hat or
-the remains of her half-eaten lobster or
-recycled skin

it really doesn't matter.

the interesting thing is that in interviews she seems quite devoid of personality and kind of stupid. there's totally obvious amateur psychology for why she tries so hard to be kooky.

let's not pretend it takes any form of psychology, amateur or not, to see that she's just a fucking moron.

Ohhh, HAHA! It worked, though, I guess.

Or her penis. Why do people always assume that unique eclecticism means you're smart? Anyone can strut down the Red Light district wearing an actual stoplight hat. What would be cute is if you had a flashing stoplight belt, like, "This area is off limits."

But psychology rocks! I want to be a psychologist...albeit my own effed-up-ness.

me too, i took a year of Psych and Sociology. would LOVE to go to study them fully.

Word up. They're the best darn subjects. The world needs a heavy dosage of existentialism right about now. What are you studying instead?

ooh i studied psychology and sociology at college!

i found psychology really interesting and i got a D grade

i found sociology really boring and i got a B

i finished school for massage therapy a year ago, because it only took a year, lol.

though pointless, my schooling here for it is no good to me in Italy.

Haha, that sounds fun, being a masseur.

Why? You could open up your own practice! "Jonny's Massage Shack". Lol.

Am I to take all this gaga bashing as an indirect attack on my gaga shot? I hope so, cuz no one's ever jealous of me YAY!!!! I can be eliminated in peace now!

I HATE psychology. Don't get me wrong, I got in A in the class....but I felt like arguing with the professor the whole way thru.

....I still think modeling is easy. Just flaunt your estrogen induced features and next thing you know you've got FCO.