Let's get to know each other!

So I obviously know like 2 of you, and not even extremely well. Let's get to know each other, here's a little survey so we can get a sense of what everyone is like.

Name: "Oregon" DUH
Age: 16
Hometown: Lilburn, Georgia
Siblings: 1 (Ryan age: 3)
Education: Junior at Parkview High School
Hobbies/ Interests: I run cross country, swim for my school (break this year), and I am on the J.V. tennis team (because this is my worst sport lol). I'm also in student council (running for senoir class president this year), environmental club, JCL (Latin Club), Volunteer Parkview (Center), Theatre, and Mock Trial. I am a busy body and I LOVE it. I don't feel like I am living unless I am participating in something. PLUS all these extra curricular look EXTREMELY good on college apps.
Humor: Extremely bold and sarcastic (not for the easily offended) . I am usually never serious and never mean to offend anyone. I am the nicest person ever.
Status: I am single but that's because I am a BIG FLIRT and can't keep to myself lol
Goals In Life: Graduate with honors, get into UCLA/ USC/ UNC, get a better ride, get my 50 free time down pack.
Drink: At parties even though I am underage :/
Smoke: HELL NO. That stuff will kill ya.
Favorite Movie: Battle Royale LOL
Favorite Show: Malcolm in the Middle and Big Brother
Favorite Person: That would be Thomas Jefferson lol. LONGGG story.
Least Favorite Person: That would be Alexander Hamilton, I am a weirdooo.
Favorite Quote: "Calm your boner."

Fill it out guys so I can get to know my competitors!

Name: Avess/Turnip
Age: 20
Hometown: Derby, England, Uk
Siblings: A 16 year old sister
Education: At uni at the moment studying Broadcast Media, Fi;m & TV
Hobbies/ Interests: I love to make music, I love to make films, I love to cook. I like music too, generally, a lot. Though I'm very fussy, and I enjoy toiletries
Humor: I hate funny people
Status: Single
Goals In Life: I don't really have any. I want two kids
Drink: From time to time
Smoke: Yeah
Favorite Movie: Death Proof, Amelie, Ghost World, A Tale Of Two Sisters, Changeling
Favorite Show: ANTM, Come Dine With Me and Judge Judy. I want to shag that woman
Favorite Person: My mum
Least Favorite Person: I have a lot of them
Favorite Quote: I don't believe in them

Robbie, why Oregon? I like it

Name: Ava
Age: 18 (okay, in 2 months I'm 18)
Hometown: Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
Siblings: 2 bro-dawgs
Education: First Year University (Carleton bitches. Only Bree will know what this is)
Hobbies/ Interests: Um.. drinking. Facebook. Friends. Drinking with friends, and then going on facebook.
Humor: Sarcastic. I don't get pissed easily. Unless I am PMSing, which is now, which is why I bit my boyfriends head off today. Sorry, Bill. <3
Status: In a Relationship
Goals In Life: Law School, Criminal Lawyer, Diplomat, Travelling lots
Drink: Yes please.
Smoke: Only when I am wasted
Favorite Movie: Little Miss Sunshine
Favorite Show: GLEE
Favorite Person: Me
Least Favorite Person: I have many
Favorite Quote: "You know what? Fuck beauty contests. Life is one fucking beauty contest after another. School, then college, then work... Fuck that. And fuck the Air Force Academy. If I want to fly, I'll find a way to fly. You do what you love, and fuck the rest. "

- Dwayne, Little Miss Sunshine

Avess wrote:Humor: I hate funny people

Me too!

Oregon is like the most bad ass state here, I went to visit 2 summers ago and I fell in LOVE with it. It rains 24/7 there, it's pretty amazing.

And Death Proof is an amazing movie. "You know what happens to people with knives? They get shot!"

Name: Chris!
Age: 16
Hometown: Long Island, New York
Siblings: 18 and 12 year old brothers. 10 year old sister
Education: Junior at Kellenberg Memorial High School
Hobbies/ Interests: Speech and Debate Team, my friends, modeling industry, more friends... yeah, lots of friend stuff
Humor: My friends say I'm really funny, I guess. I'm just really bold and sarcastic. Think: Chelsea Handler.
Status: Single and looking for a boyfriend. I'm kind of a slut, too. Does that go in this section? hahaha
Goals In Life: Graduate from Northeastern University; Become a modeling agent; Get married after I have a stable career; Adopt a baby from Africa
Drink: Noo lol. I kinda act a little drunk when I'm sober anyway... soo I dont really need to drink haha. My friends don't really drink either, soo, yeah.
Smoke: Nooo
Favorite Movie: Girl, Interrupted
Favorite Show: Arrested Development, ANTM, Chelsea Lately, Desperate Houseives, ALL of the Real Housewives shows hahaha
Favorite Person: Angelina Jolie and my two closest bestest friends, Alicia and Alex
Least Favorite Person: These two girls Diana and Liz in my history class. They're like little, cuntier versions of Ann Coulter. Diana says that "Since Michelle Obama wasn't proud of her country until her husband Barack HUSSEIN Obama was elected president... she should just go BACK TO AFRICA." I swear, I wanted to go off on her right then and there in the middle of American Histoy Class lmaoo
Favorite Quote: "What nourishes me destroys me." Well, that and "Check your thighs in the mirror."

Oregon wrote:

Avess wrote:Humor: I hate funny people

Me too!

Oregon is like the most bad ass state here, I went to visit 2 summers ago and I fell in LOVE with it. It rains 24/7 there, it's pretty amazing.

And Death Proof is an amazing movie. "You know what happens to people with knives? They get shot!"

NOW YOU MUST PAY!!!! *looks for limbo stick to hit you guys with at bottom of Candycorn pile*

Name: Alejandro the 1st, but my friends call me alex
Age: 18 ( 2 months 19 )
Hometown: Staten island, New york. aka; boring island across from manhatten
Siblings: Laura (doy)
Education: At school trying to get my grades up so i can transfer next year to take veterinary technology
Hobbies/ Interests: Photography, comic books, spending countless hours on the computer. Oh and recently i've taken up extreme fencing
Humor: I have a strange sense of humor.
Status: Single
Goals In Life: I just want a house and enough money to travel the world
Drink: pssssssssssssssssssh yussss
Smoke: as in cigarettes or weed?
Favorite Movie: The chumscrubber, Juno, Watchmen, Virgin suicides, Zombieland. Theres way more but i cant think of them right now lol
Favorite Show: Ausntm, Degrassi, The oc, Southland, Survivor, Bones, Vampire diaries, FLCL
Favorite Person: NOONE
Least Favorite Person: EVERYONE
Favorite Quote: Anything from seth cohen

Name: Cozy
Age: 20
Hometown: Rapeme, Rapesconsin
Siblings: 3, One is 22, one is 18, and one is 16
Education: currently in liberal arts college, 3rd year
Hobbies/ Interests: Literature, art, music (triple threat, y'all!) You'd never know though, cuz most of the time i'm on the dang computer.
Humor: I have an ecclectic humor taste. Some days i like random British-ness like The Mighty Boosh, other days it's the LOLcats that get me.
Status: I have been dating Phil for almost 2 years now, about the same amount of time that i've known you guys. Actually it's pretty much exactly, wow. We get along great, but we have the same easy going temper that makes for the quiet, bubbly, under the surface drama. All the passive aggressive bitches in the house say YEAH!
Goals In Life: Graduate, get into the publishing institute, work for a publishing house, write a lot, get married, and have babies. Preferably before i'm 30.
Drink: A few times a week. A HELL OF A LOT this week, because it's pledge week. Weeeee...
Smoke: Ick no
Favorite Movie: LOTR, Emperor's New Groove
Favorite Show: Buffy, and thirty others that i am currently watching. Right now i'm catching up on Dexter.
Favorite Person: My gramma
Least Favorite Person: This bitch named ****** that i went to highschool with. Sorry for the asterisks, her name is actually Cuntie.
Favorite Quote: "I made a poopie in the potty, so i put it on the TV"

Name: Mel
Age: 14
Hometown: Long Island, New york
Siblings: 2
Education: Freakin Last year Of middle school
Hobbies/ Interests: Scaring little Kids!
Humor: Extremely sarcastic
Status: MARRIED! (but you knew that)
Goals In Life: ...pass
Drink: Nope-A-dope-a-dope
Smoke: (see Drink)
Favorite Movie: Twilight <3
Favorite Show: GossipGirl,Secret life Of an American teenager,
Favorite Person(s): My Friends
Least Favorite Person: Fred...
Favorite Quote: "A wise Man once said "I dont Know Ask a Girl"." (couldnt think of a better one)

Name: nigel, but the other people know what's up
Age: 20
Hometown: the big IV, california
Siblings: 2
Education: college junior, university freshman?, something like that.
Hobbies/ Interests: taking pictures, taking naps, taking candy from children but not eating it cause that's gross.
Humor: eh idk
Status: single
Goals In Life: get a jaguar.
Drink: yus!
Smoke: not no more
Favorite Movie: mean girls, pan's labirynth, death proof, among others.
Favorite Show: gossip girl, antm, top chef
Favorite Person: YOU!
Least Favorite Person: ugh that one girl from work, that one guy , that one other guy, the girl
Favorite Quote: DO A W WITH YOUR FINGERS AND WIKI WIKI WIKI LIKE YOUR FAVORITE DJ!

Just so you know, I'm generally really indecisive.

Name: Killian, Kill, Killer, Rasher
Age: Fifteen
Hometown: Confidential, Ireland =)
Siblings: Two brothers and a sister
Education: Transition (Fourth) Year
Hobbies/ Interests: Acting and drama, music and performing, friends, photography, more that is yet to be listed...
Humor: Funny
Status: Single (MARRIED)
Goals In Life: To not screw it up
Drink: Never. Drunk people scare me!
Smoke: WTF NO
Favorite Movie: Titanic, Mean Girls, Finding Nemo, Juno
Favorite Show: Friends, House, ANTM
Favorite Person: I can't pick. =)
Least Favorite Person: I can't pick. =(
Favorite Quote: I can't pick. =(

Ava wrote:
Favorite Quote: "You know what? Fuck beauty contests. Life is one fucking beauty contest after another. School, then college, then work... Fuck that. And fuck the Air Force Academy. If I want to fly, I'll find a way to fly. You do what you love, and fuck the rest. "

- Dwayne, Little Miss Sunshine

<3

Name: Nightmare...why the name change...I don't know ask Lesus...or Mikiel.
Age: 20, can not wait to turn 21.
Hometown: Chicago, Illinois
Siblings: 2, [27 y/o Brother][18y/o Sister]
Education: Currently in School...
Hobbies/ Interests: Oh gosh...Huge Video Game Geek
Humor: Nonexistent at the moment, but usually just very unpredictable.
Status: Oh...none of your business? How's that?
Goals In Life: Graduate, Move to Seattle, Open a Business which is College Related and room with Mikiel! LUL!
Drink: Chilled Chai with Banana Ice Cubes and Cinnamon...oh gosh..you mean like alcohol...yes...I love my Vodka! I drink socially. Which...doesn't that sound like a dating site answer or what?
Smoke: Camel Crush and Weed. Legalize it.
Favorite Movie: Oh gosh, I have so many...I'm going to say...The Descent
Favorite Show: AC360, Top Chef, Nancy Grace, Income Property
Favorite Person(s): umm...what's that mean?
Least Favorite Person: Anyone who says, "Ya'll."
Favorite Quote: "You are going to fail...anything else you need to know?"

Name: Erik!
Age: 17
Hometown: San Francisco, CA
Siblings: Older brother, 21
Education: Senior at ___________ ;D
Hobbies/ Interests: Acting, playwright, just about all things theater and film. I'm also part of the yearbook class, and people are always coming to me for photoshopping help, which is kind of annoying, especially when they want illustrator help, cuz I have never used that in my life. I'm rambling right now. I like hikes.
Humor: I'm one crazy bitch. My humor is very out there, and I like to show my sense of humor through crazy expressions pretty often, as well as creating awesome hilarious inside jokes.
Status: Single, but I'm alright with it, cuz this is high school, and I know if I were to enter a relationship at this point it wouldn't be anything to dedicate my life to, but if a girl did happen to come along, I wouldn't mind enjoying the ride while it lasted. Love is fun if you treat it right.
Goals In Life: Graduate, go to UC Santa Cruz, live my own life totally independently unlike my brother, and above all, enjoy every moment.
Drink: Only at parties, which I don't go to too often.
Smoke: Mota
Favorite Movie: Oh jeez, IDK. Ummm... I love In Bruges, and Snatch, and Fight Club, and Zoolander, and WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Favorite Show: ANTM, Summer Heights High, The Unbeatable Banzuke
Favorite Person: This awesome girl from school by the name of Rachel.
Least Favorite Person: Fred Phelps
Favorite Quote: "Pigs in the cit-eh. Pigs in the cit-eh. Cit-eh in the pigs. Cit-eh in the pigs."

ahhahah mota always cracks me up

Mota makes me crack up, too. If you know what I mean. lol
I'm a good stoner, though. I know my shit, I know my limits and keep to them, I don't smoke and drive cuz I don't drive period, and I'm not some dumbass who smokes mokies! Woo!

Oh, and someone had said something that sparked my interest, but I can't remember what it was, so I'm just going to tell a story that's totally unrelated.
Today my friend said "You know what sound I really like? The sound of elephants swimming." I looked at him, and I said "You're in Environmental Science." He looked at me with the most baffled look on his face, completely perplexed at how the hell I knew.


I'm in Environmental Science. I thought he was smart enough to figure that out. lol


He still doesn't know.

hahahaha i meant the word but whatevs

Yeah, I know. lol. I like saying the word.

hahaha i do too
i try to use it at least once a day

lol I used to say "Shmoke mota." a lot just because I liked the way it rolled off the tongue.

i just use it like when people say "oh yeah he was selling weed" i'd be like "eee mota!"
i don't want to hear about no weed, marijuana, nothing.
mota.