ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

have you ever been punched in the face or hit really hard???

Yup

have you ever been stabbed connan?

sumone tried to stab me at a party

i was shocked!

they hate me they really hate me

No stabbing lol why would someone want to stab you?! I've stabbed people though....well, professionally...with a scalpel

idk

professionally?

you stab ppl for a living?

Yup. That sounds nice. I'm gonna use that when people ask, "what do you do?"

ahaha
how did you get into the business of stabbing ppl?

I auditioned and got a callback.

oh nice

what was the audition process like?

did you need someone to stab or did you just hack at a watermelon?

Mostly it's pretentious talk and lies about how you'd be the best stabber

yeah but you were different and got a callback??

handsome and a professional stabber


wow foo you got it all

AND ur asian

I consider myself Tiger Woods.

It's turns out Asian makes anything better. Like, "I just found out I have Marfan syndrome.....AND I'm Asian!"

WOAH HEY NOW

ur speaking spanish with dem unfamiliartized words you speakin there