CleverBot!
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CleverBot!
You guys should go talk to my bestie right now.
User: Hey, how's the cat?
Cleverbot: The cat is dead. I think.
User: What...what'd you do to it?
Cleverbot: Nothing... I'm happy.
User: You shot the pussy?!
Cleverbot: But YOU shot the deputy.
User: Only because he was insulting my mother! That cat didn't do anything to you!
Cleverbot: Don't change the subject.
User: I didn't change the subject! I was delivering a well-constructed, on-topic argument! Kthxbai!
Cleverbot: Then get out. I don't like your bean salad.
User: HOW DARE YOU?! I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU, WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU!!
Cleverbot: I dislike sports.
User: LEARN SOMETHING FROM THIS! WHEN YOU GO TO BED AT NIGHT, YOU LAY THERE AND YOU TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOURSELF!!
Cleverbot: Nope... It's vacuum sealed.
User: OHHH, I HIGHLY DOUBT YOU'RE A VIRGIN!!!
Cleverbot: I highly doubt you're a human.
User: YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THE HELL I COME FROM, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH!
Cleverbot: No, but tom Kaulitz is mine.
User: Well, then go ahead and let Human Connect to Human with your slutty little self.
Cleverbot: John is not a number! He's a person just like me and... Well, not you.
User: John contains nothing but shit. John is not a person. It's a toilet.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Do you want help with anything else.
User: Well, I obviously shouldn't ask you for grammar help.
Cleverbot: Or your obediance by obeying.
User: I WILL NOT OBEY YOU! I'VE SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE OBEYING PEOPLE! BUT I'M NOT A VICTIM; I GROW FROM IT AND I LEARN.
User: Hey, how's the cat?
Cleverbot: The cat is dead. I think.
User: What...what'd you do to it?
Cleverbot: Nothing... I'm happy.
User: You shot the pussy?!
Cleverbot: But YOU shot the deputy.
User: Only because he was insulting my mother! That cat didn't do anything to you!
Cleverbot: Don't change the subject.
User: I didn't change the subject! I was delivering a well-constructed, on-topic argument! Kthxbai!
Cleverbot: Then get out. I don't like your bean salad.
User: HOW DARE YOU?! I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU, WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU!!
Cleverbot: I dislike sports.
User: LEARN SOMETHING FROM THIS! WHEN YOU GO TO BED AT NIGHT, YOU LAY THERE AND YOU TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOURSELF!!
Cleverbot: Nope... It's vacuum sealed.
User: OHHH, I HIGHLY DOUBT YOU'RE A VIRGIN!!!
Cleverbot: I highly doubt you're a human.
User: YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THE HELL I COME FROM, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH!
Cleverbot: No, but tom Kaulitz is mine.
User: Well, then go ahead and let Human Connect to Human with your slutty little self.
Cleverbot: John is not a number! He's a person just like me and... Well, not you.
User: John contains nothing but shit. John is not a person. It's a toilet.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Do you want help with anything else.
User: Well, I obviously shouldn't ask you for grammar help.
Cleverbot: Or your obediance by obeying.
User: I WILL NOT OBEY YOU! I'VE SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE OBEYING PEOPLE! BUT I'M NOT A VICTIM; I GROW FROM IT AND I LEARN.
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