Where are all my

My Birthday wishes, bitches

haha

Had such a good day slash night!

SweetTyra loves you all! But only if you say Happy Bday hah

xox

I was just about to post it xD

happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!

now if you ever come to america you can drink here

Happy turning 21!!!

Is that at all a significant number in Australia?

You could also buy scratch tickets here, but that's a pretty sad hobby so....

yeah America welcomes you to booze it up anytime now

what an attention whore, man

Oh, Leigh, so impatient, so in the future.

Anyway, do have a happy birthday, old man-woman!

Do the birthday dance!

Haha Im so fat and sexy.

Thanks guys

21 is pretty significant, yeah, its the big one after 18. Its built up quite a bit, the tradition is to have a massive party with family and friends, bring out embarrassing photos and give speeches with incriminating tales. I didnt do any of that though, wasnt allowed to have a big thing coz I had one for my 18th, which is cool, coz i didnt really want one anyway and def not with both family and friends haha. I just went to the pub for dinner with my friends then stayed there for drinks after, it was completely free for me coz they give you 100 bucks tab on your birthday haha woot, although we made friends with the bartender and she ended up giving us a few extra cocktails and shots coz she wanted us to try them lol. Thats what you get when you go on a tuesday night when nobodys there and the bartenders are bored lmao. Im also having a small family lunch on Sunday

And yeah I reaaaaally wanna get back to America as soon as I can, this time without my family so I can kinda do what I want and yeah go out to bars and pubs and stuff and party on DOWN!

And wow, can 18-20 yr olds do ANYTHING in America? Haha, the age here is 18 for scratchies and gambling, which probably isnt really a good thing when you think about it though haha

you can smoke if you're 18
and you can gamble in casinos that are not owned by native americans
and you can win the lotto
and you can get a license and you can vote.

everything else i do it in mexico

Happy 21st birthday. How does that translate to roo years???

I dunno but Connan, youll love this- I discovered yesterday that Kangaroos have not one, not two, but THREE TOIMES the amount of vaginas as humans. Which, depending on what human you are thinking of, is three. That would make kangaroo orgies with one female and three males much easier.

You just blew my mind...except If I consider women born with 2 vajayjays. But still....

If you come to the US you have to pull a Tim Gun and visit me and Jared to see our progress on our final collections. I promise I'll only slighlty spray you down with champagne!

18-20 year olds CAN do anything, its just not legal

18-20 year olds can't fly, why you lying?
they can't use teletransportation, can't clone themselves, can't move things with they minds, can't set school gyms on fire just by thinking of it cause they just got humiliated at the prom in front of the entire senior class

I've cloned myself and i teleported to school yesterday

you lying
cause i got some people over there and they said they saw you on the subway on your way to school

That was my clone

Have a great one!

get drunk! happy bday!

Happy Belated.

though i did put something on your facebook yesterday and i'm not sure i gave it enough time to send before clicking on a really interesting ad on your profile.

anyway

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KANGAROO

Happy belated birthday, Leigh!!!! Birthdeigh...

Bree, I think you mean Vagemite. At least that would be more appropriate under the contexts.

Happy major belated Birthday!!

hope you had a wonderful time
xx