ASK ME QUESTIONS!

ugh it was a joke.
and pfft maybe the people in america you know, cause this part right here(socal) is different.

Sweet_Tyra wrote:9. You want to have sex with Jono, don't you?
I think I need to be professional about this question and say no, Jonny
(that means yes)
Haha no, I really like Jono, I think he is a very handsome young man and I enjoy having him in this competition, but I think I should maybe buy him a virtual dinner before I make that advance haha

I noticed that people keep calling Jono attractive and I think that's way unfair to Avess. It's clear that Jono and Avess are a package deal and if youre gonna compliment one, you should compliment the other. Therefore, I want to go on the record and say that Avess is the prettiest sheila I've ever seen in the bush......AND, he's the prettiest bush I've ever seen on a shiela. <3

Nigel wrote:ugh it was a joke.
and pfft maybe the people in america you know, cause this part right here(socal) is different.

i know. i wasn't being serious either. duh.

LTate wrote:

Sweet_Tyra wrote:9. You want to have sex with Jono, don't you?
I think I need to be professional about this question and say no, Jonny
(that means yes)
Haha no, I really like Jono, I think he is a very handsome young man and I enjoy having him in this competition, but I think I should maybe buy him a virtual dinner before I make that advance haha

I noticed that people keep calling Jono attractive and I think that's way unfair to Avess. It's clear that Jono and Avess are a package deal and if youre gonna compliment one, you should compliment the other. Therefore, I want to go on the record and say that Avess is the prettiest sheila I've ever seen in the bush......AND, he's the prettiest bush I've ever seen on a shiela. <3

that's unfair to me. i'm not "people" because i totally told Avess he was sexy the other day. just not on this board.

Therefore, I want to go on the record and say that Avess is the prettiest sheila I've ever seen in the bush......AND, he's the prettiest bush I've ever seen on a shiela. <3

Best. Quote. EVER. Kudos to you.

i'm gonna sleep well tonight
thank-you
thank-you
oh

oh!

yeah
jonny said i was attractive in one picture because i didn't look fat or asian in it

wowoje!

Avess can be the prettiest sheila in MY bush

o baby
i'm all a flush

Doesn't that imply that there's more than one sheila in your bush at a time?

Avess wrote:yeah
jonny said i was attractive in one picture because i didn't look fat or asian in it

wowoje!

not asian. i like asians. i said abboodahboo.

though really, you look good even when you do look like one. if i wanted to mix-breed, you'd be my first choice.

Leigh likes bush, btw. he told me one time.

From what I can tell, Avess is the type that would be pretty in my bush then cuddle after. He'd ask what my fave Hannah Montana song is, and tell me I'm special. By morning he'd be gone and I'd find a note that says, "side effects include; rash, heat stroke, warts, and discomfort while breathing".

How romantic

LTate wrote:From what I can tell, Avess is the type that would be pretty in my bush then cuddle after. He'd ask what my fave Hannah Montana song is, and tell me I'm special. By morning he'd be gone and I'd find a note that says, "side effects include; rash, heat stroke, warts, and discomfort while breathing".

How romantic

ask Jono. why do you think they're "just roommates/friends" now?

Heat stroke of course babay, but warts and a rash? Who am I? Sheila Chandra? (Heh, Sheila)
And Jonny, I appreciate your cross-breeding thoughts
But I only do Asians
I guess Connan will have to do
Oh and I don't like Hannah Montana songs, just her

Boom boom clap
Boom-de-clappe-clappe

excuse me, we were always ""just roommates/friends" now?"

tho who knows what lurks in his little pea-head
i have an embarrassssing story
embarassing for me
but hey
makes jono look like a durty horrible boy so that's fine by me

Sorry, I'm only available for cross-breeding. Plus i don't want warts or a rash. How long was Jono on cortisone for that rash?????

jono had a rash anyway alltime
i'm clean as a pickles


oh and, umami

Umami flavor is prevalent in mushrooms, mushrooms are a fungus. Are you saying you gave Jono a fungus?? Dats not right, u ain't nevah gon b the prettiest Shiela in ma bush.

oh no! no! i forgot umami meant that
oh please connan
come on

please connan
come on
ohh mann

Hmmmm it depends on how long it took for jono to get over that fungal infection. I've got several interested parties and I can't be out of commision for too long.

he never has recovered but it wasn't from me anyway!!! i give you sparkle and longevity, as well as some conceptual, fizzy theories

NOT

fungies

i think jono is recording music right now
i can hear him singing
he's going "whoooooo-oooo-ooooooooo"
it's funny

wait, what?

that wasn't cool jonny, it was a bitch move.