Post show Work!

Post Show Movie, that is!!
So I got my wisdom teeth taken out today. I was given anesthesia and what happened in this video is a blur to me. I vaguely remember anything that happened between the doctor putting the IV in my arm and waking up in my bed at home. I have no idea what the fuck was going on in these videos.

PART ONE
https://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=324989844364&ref=mf

PART TWO
https://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=324993649364&ref=mf

I'm on Vicodin right now. It's pretty fun.

So I'm going to start this comment as I watch the video.

"You just had dry lips."
*feels lips* "Aww! I do."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Reincarnated as a black girl!?!?!? HAHAHAHAHAHAH omg i love the weave part hahah.

Adventure! Adventure!

Hahaha that's hilarious that you asked your mom if she was a virgin hahahaha.

okay I can't comment on everything but that was just amazing!!! hahahahahaha I laughed way too hard!!!!! hahahahahah!

ARE YOU A VIRGIN?!... EW



ADVENTURE ADVENTURE ADVENTURE ADVENTURE ADVENTURE ADVENTURE ADVENTURE


ROFLMAO! CHRIS! I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

"Iced tea...and you take the straw and you can drink it!"

"Listen, bitch, I want Cold Stone!"

"But...it tastes like...paper..."

*car stops* "Am I having a seizure?"

Singing along with I Kissed a Girl when that song wasn't even playing. xD

"100 Best Hotels to Stay At!" "OHHHH! What was #24?" "I don't remember..." "What was #870?" "It was the top 100." "Exactly." LAUGHING SO HARD.

"Ooze! Like, ooh, no you didn't!"

"I want to be reincarnated as a black girl!" Haha! So do I! ;P

"Adventure!" "Adventure!" "Adventure!" "Adventure!" "Adventure!"

"Are you a virgin?" "No. I had you, didn't I?" "Ew..." xDDDDD

"She's not my boyfriend."

"EW! I licked the napkin!"

I hope to God I never have to get this done. Hahaha!

This makes me wonder what your sweettyra pop commercial would've been like. I bet it woulda been all kinds of bitches and hoes. Now, we'll never know

"Am I having a seizure?" was definitely one of the 2000 highlights on those videos hahahahahahaha. I can't imagine what would have happened if you had somewhere else, but your home, to go to hahaha. That would've been high-larious!

Chris at the grocery store!

Chris: Get me some f*ckin' Cold Stone!!!!
Employee: I'm sorry, sir, but we don't sell any -
Chris: FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Employee:

Chris at the theater!

Chris: Two tickets for Up in the Air!
Employee: Alright, that'll be -
Chris: DON'T INTERRUPT ME! IT HAS GEORGE CLOONEY IN IT!
Employee: Yes. Yes, it does. Here are your ticket stubs.
Chris: Now, what in bloody Denise Richards do I need those for?
Employee: Give them to that man over the -
Chris: My parents sold me to THAT?! Quick, think of something! *fakes seizure*

Chris at Cold Stone!

Chris: GERMAN CHOCOLATE! With chocolate pieces for extra chocolately pieces!
Mom: Chris, you can't have chunks in your -
Chris: You DARE expose me to the wounds of deprivation?! After all I've been through?! The RAPE?! And we know whose fault that -
Mom: One order of German chocolate ice cream with chocolate pieces, please.

omg i love all of you!
i took some Vicodin for the pain and it makes my head feel good

Kazara, your little scenarios made my night. i love you lots

apparently when i was in the little rest place in the oral surgeon's office, i was commenting to all the nurses, like....

"i like your hair, you should wear it like that often!"
"i like your shoes, but you really shouldn't wear turtle necks. wear a scarf if you're cold."

and then i was explaining the plot to Jennifer's Body to one of the nurses.

and i fell off of the bed i was laying on and couldn't walk. i decided i should drag my legs with my arms.... so i did.

and when i got out of my car to go into my house, there was a man jogging in shorts and a t-shirt. and i was trying to get his attention.
"why are you out here in the snow? come inside with me and my mom! you must be so cold"

he must've thought i was mentally retarded or something lol

oh and WERK at me accusing my parents of raping me....

Hahahahahah maybe I'll become a nurse at an oral surgeon's office now. Just to converse with all the patients hahahah I can not figure out what the WERK acronym means though -______-

WERK is like "oh good going"

like *snaps fingers" WEEEERRRRRRK

god, what kind of a terrible gay person are you?

oh! hahahahaha. I should've known what it meant cuz I kept replaying Tyra saying "weeerrrrkkkkk!" in my head all morning while strutting down my hall practicing my walk. And yes, I actually do that from time to time hahahah. I thought it was something else. I just kept going "what ever right know?" but that didn't sound right, at all. What can I say, I think I barely passed Gay 101haha.

No prob!

i decided i should drag my legs with my arms.... so i did.

I just lol'ed imagining that one.

Gay 101

I just lol'ed imagining that one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81vZ1aUzBe8

My friends kept telling me to put it on the YouTube, so here it is!

Now go and watch/rate/comment/favourite it so I can become a star... and soon... maybe even a COVERGIRL one day!

Yes, I have been doped on Vicodin since monday night.
No, it is not affecting any of my decisions...

Rated! I'm bad at youtube comments though so I didn't do one.

Is Denise Richards here?

HAHAHA HOLY FUCK THAT IS SOME OF THE MOST HILARIOUS SHIT I HAVE SEEN IN A WHILE. Chris on Ketamine = my new favorite drug. Haha

Why isn't the video more popular is what I'm sayin! hahahaha.

Omg... How am I just now seeing this???

Chris... WOW. hahaha.
WERK @ you wanting to be a black girl (with two-toned Colored weave of course )
WERK @ your dry lips. (soooo IN)
WERK @ you hair still being DID while high as a fucking KITE. lol
and WERK @ you using the words Bitch and cunt in front of your mother. YESSSS!! (finger wags) lmao.

WORK @ your avatar pic, Vic!!
Tyra Sanchez for the fucking win!!