what is your favorite cycle of antm??

I was close!!!


Hey Avess, when I see you in London, can you baptise me??

im goin to vaca there

look for a tall creepy guy with an extremely deep voice

no lie

1) Its EAT a dookie
2) I dropped my dog when I heard the Precious comment LMAO (he'll be ahheeet)
3) I can do a British accent!
4) You say my name so proper, I feel like royalty.

PRECIOUS GOT AIDS???!!!????

WAY TO RUIN A MOVIE AHHHVESSSSS

AND IM NOT SAD im happily depressed

1. who's the tall creepy guy, connan?
2. connan, you are royalty
3. of course connan! baptising connan is my speciality
4. hahaha
5. show me your british
6. sorry

oops, sorry roderick
hahahahaha, shit
still watch it
is good!

roderick is

u are very handsome

what are you \egyptian? chinese?

I think I may do a confessional video, in full british accent. When you baptise me, can you put the holy water in a champagne bottle and spray me down? I always wanted to feel like a holy video hoe.

LMAO at the egyptian chinese! HAHAHA

yes! HAHAHA

AMERICA IS IN THE LEAD AGAIN AT THE OLYMPICS!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHA thank you roderick! HAHAHAHAHAHAH
i was talking about that today, how one guy thought i was half chinese before and my friend was like DON'T BE DUMB YOU DON'T LOOK CHINESE AT ALL but now
i can shovel that dookie in her face
and she can EATTHATDOOKIE
but i am pakistani hahaha
i'm from the slums
just like the film


CONNAN DO IT I HAVE A KLEENEX READY
no, not really, that was gross
i'm sorry
i want your dog to do a british accent

i don't have a sham pain bottle
i have marg har ee ta bottles
and wine bottles
and vod kat bottles
and calpol bottles


calpol <3

my cousin is pakistani

she had an arranged marraige and everything

do you have an arranged marraige???

and ur welcome ahhvess

You could pass for filipino Although, i never thought you were pakistani...i still dont.
My shirt is a big kleenex.

Avess is arranged to be married to Jono. I bet, secretly, Avess works at Jono's family estate and their love is forbidden. Love finds a way....it finds a way.

i am french black and east indian...... i know weird mix

connan what are you??

I'm a kleenex

I'm latin, asian, and euro. Almost like a G8 summit

i knew you were asian!!!!!

sexay sista!!

do you ladies have facebook???

seetold ya i was a creeper

Damnit, how could you tell. I try to play down the Mr. Roboto. Don't tell nobody! I'm more of a fella, Avess is the sistah (and hes got street cred).

ahahaha man this tampon is uncomfortable!!!!

YER FUCKERS! AND YER! SEARCH FOR AVESS. WAIT
www.facebook.com/avess.arshad

ADD ME BUT I WON'T ACCEPT YOU

YOU FUCK

bullshit

you got a butterknife

and im soo nice ull fall in love and cheat on connan and then whikle ur sleepin g in my bed i will take out my sword and cut you in half

and while you lay there amazed by my rockin hott body you ask "why??"

and ill say "you got in bottom two this week"

HAHAHA That script was a lie! It left out the part where I did it just for the money. At the end of my script I inherit Jono's family estate and I turn into a classy gent. It's the british/male version of Pretty Woman.

I wish everyone said my name like you do Avess. Instead people go "Coo-nin" or "Co-NNAn". Everyone must call me "Cah-nin" at Jono's family estate.