WEEK 3 CONFESSIONALS (START POSTING PEOPLE!)

MellyMoe wrote:

LTate wrote:Ahhhhh you got me Chris! You guys are my new intm BFFs for picking up on that lmao




Sorry Mel lol

FINE. I DON'T NEED YOU ANYWAYS. I HAVE JARED NOW. AND WE ARE SUEING YOU AND CHRIS BECAUSE ME AND JAREDS FRIENDSHIP IS MORE LEGIT. HA. FEEL THE SUE!

HA! Shows what you know! Chris has 4 legal degrees from expensive schools, and he sues people in his sleep! You know he was behind that lawsuit against the baby Einstein company.....yeah, he's THAT good! Bring it on!

OH YEAH WELL HE CANT GET BEHIND THE GREEN DOOR!!!!!

HEY! I don't get paid to think on the weekend! I don't even know what this green door business is about.

haha yeah, mel, you don't wanna mess with my lawyer abilities.
the baby einstein suit was my best work yet, well, next to my suing the company behind Hooked on Phonics. Those bastards didn't realize how big a gateway drug, grammar and mechanics is. whatever, they're in jail now-- because of me! so be scared mel!

and i can just send one of my representatives behind the green door if i need to!!

Me as a lawyer:

omg

Avess wrote: omg

LMAO

...what ceral? *flushes down toilet* no really what Ceral..

"Look at yourself in the mirror and cry, you stupid fat bitch." lol

I was so scared watching that video! Aahhh!! haha I think I may get nightmares

LMFAO i love when she pops her tits

She said "That hurt a lot, I'd die for my cause"

But not really. They were condoms

i think valumia's my new hero

If Valumia is strapped for cash, send her my way so I can pay for her dirty dirty love

NO!¬ She is aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllll mine