Since you guys haven't seen a picture of me in awhile...

Here is a picture of mmmmy butt.

i'm no expert, but isn't your butt on your other side?
haha

and ooooh, pretty tattoo!

Why thanks, I love my tat.
And I have a pretty long ass. If I weren't wearing pants you'd get a face full of my left butt cheek in that picture.

I was like "Where's the tattoo!?" hahaha. I was distracted by the red ball. @_________@

Well Mikiel, you and my dog aren't so different after all.

I was going to say "aww, but I like balls" but quickly realized that that wouldn't have been the best response to make :/ I wanna see this dog, though!

She's a fierce bitch.

Next up is Tessie! Well Tessie, this makeover has done years of good for you. None of that wiry terrier fur! Now let's take a look at your picture!

Good body language. Face is a liiiiiiittle vacant though. Let's take a look at the close-up.

You could have used a bit more smize.

Tessie is the Nicole Fox of the dog modeling industry.

Tiny waist, skinny limbs, melancholy smize and quite the snout.

Plus she can woooorrrrk a set.

She also proves that underbites are sexy.
She's really similar to Jennifer, though. Jennifer likes to fake orgasms on set, Tessie likes to hump her scenery.

Peanut likes to hump legs D=

Oh, my God. Yesterday I swear my neighbor's dog would have eroded off my skin humping me if my neighbor hadn't locked him in the kitchen. I was literally running away so it would stop humping my legs and arms and stomach! It even took off my belt. xDD Sad thing is, it's the most contact I've had with anything/anyone ever! It was sexual hARFassment.