I was bored in Literary Methods, so I wrote a song about my school.

Yeah, Yeah, I'm sittin' at the Starbucks on King and University
Tryin' to find a word that rhymes with 'university'
I'm kind of at a standstill, but really can you blame me?
If I were any smarter I'd be at the school down the street
Instead I'm at Laurier, not that I'm complainin'
It's really not a bad school, top of the MacLean's List
Don't got engineering, can't become a doctor here,
Lookin' for fine arts, get the hell outa here
What we got is business, what we got is music
Got a women's hockey team that rarely ever loses
We got school spirit, screamin' at the sports games,
Flip cup champions, wish you never heard our name
I ain't in BBA, but hopefully I'll graduate
'Till the day that happens hope my liver stays in good shape
Bleed purple and gold, come out on O-Week
Tell from my spirit I'm most definitely from

Chorus:

Laurier
Tiny school where dreams are made of
There's nothing you can't do
Except engineering
Golden Hawks will make you feel brand new
The profs will inspire you
Let's here it for Laurier, Laurier, Laurier

Meet me at the dining hall, meet me in the two-four
If it's too dark for you, call up Foot Patrol
I live on Ezra, ain't been East of Weber,
School makes me lazy, apparently my legs don't work
But that's okay, I bus it, all the way to Fairview,
Shoulda been in class, but had better things to do
Chowin' down on Pita Pit, hittin' up Harvey's,
Is it any wonder I gained the Freshman Fifteen
Ladies wear sweatpants, but you know they're still fine,
Is it any wonder I'm in a K-dub state of mind?
Wednesday is Phil's night, pre-drink at Wilf's then,
Party 'till dawn, go to class in the AM
You could say it's trashy, you could say it's dirty,
Probably gonna be in school 'till I'm thirty
I don't wanna leave it, it's too damn convenient,
Always be a Golden Hawk, Laurier I bleed it

Chorus:

Laurier
Tiny school where dreams are made of
There's nothing you can't do
Except engineering
Golden Hawks will make you feel brand new
The profs will inspire you
Let's here it for Laurier, Laurier, Laurier