Shit y'all, you guys should have been scenesters from yourscenesucks.com for the next shoot.

Nigel wrote:i have messy hair, a beard, thick rimmed glasses, and a messenger bag

Do you talk like a hipster?

and they also just look like douchebags

i didn't realize hipsters had a different way of speaking?

I cant really explain it, you would have to talk to them. I just know that they are really annoying and uppity

...i'm really annoying and uppity.
why you calling me ad ouche, man?!

I can sense karasu's hatred for Nigel. It ain't a good look

Actually Karasu I'm gonna have to also claim to be your definition of a "pretentious hipster."
I get that all the time, and I'm used to it. People just assume because I dress a certain way and carry myself a certain way that I'm a pretentious jerkoff, but then, well, I guess I am! Personally I think it's funny that the same people who judge me as being too pretentious usually judge others as being too dumb.

I didnt mean to offend.

Im talking about the certain hipsters in downtown brooklyn. You would know what im talking about if you saw them/listened to them.

and i also dress like that, so im not bashing that style, just the people.

I used to live in downtown brooklyn...

i'm a hipster from brooklyn

oh damn!

I fractured my hip falling into a brook.

damn are you sixty?