avess headbutted my door yesterday

leaving a large crack that might come out of my deposit. he did it because i hid his eggs outside my window. can he be disqualified, please?

JONO! HAHA

as ridiculous as that sounds, it's true -.-

hahaha

no matter how careful you are in your rental properties, theres always some jackarse who ruins thing, hey jono

like the massive dirty footprint my bf left on my white bedroom wall
or the water damage to the floor in the kitchen when my housemate flooded the bathroom because she wanted a long shower

AS IF YOU JUST CALLED ME A "JACKARSE"

as if i didnt

...but i did

i could say worse

oh goddd what was it that i used to call you?

i think it was racist maybe? lol

wasn't it something like "paki-poo" ??!!!!

that or "sand nigger"


LESUS I FUCKING HATE YOU

ha!

ok, so things i've learned about australia today are:

1. in australia, people walk on the walls.
2. in australia, long showers cause the bathroom to flood because, presumably, australians have never heard of plugholes.

they scoop the water out of bathtubs with teapots and they eat eggs with their eyes!#

woahsz is me

HAHA

well, actually we DO have a plug hole. in fact , we have 2 and thats the problem

they retiled the bathroom before we moved in, but the fuckheads just tiled over the bottom of the shower and put a different plug hole over the original and didnt align it properly so the holes are tiny. The water flows out of the shower head faster than it can flow down the drain

and YES it was paki poo

I love you too, paki poo

"...the holes are tiny. The water flows out..."

HAHAHA

What's racist towards an Australian?

haha I dunno I dont even know if there are any derogatory names for aussies

like, americans are yanks, although i dont think thats that derogatory is it? i dunno
italians and greeks are called wogs, japanese are nips, chinese are chings

i dunno the aussie equivalent though

probably coz we are amazing

Did anyone else assume that Lesus and his BF were up to something rather naughty

Lee doesn't have sex, or anything of that nature. He can't cos he's too racist. And nobby

haha hate to burst your bubble avess, but stevie was right

well, hello siberia

fuck avess! you make burning look like a fun pass-time hahaha.

I'm disgusted

I tried to find a vommitting smilie, but it doesn't exist!

StevieMc wrote:I'm disgusted

I tried to find a vommitting smilie, but it doesn't exist!

You could have always posted Bree's Jeffree Star picture haha.

AVESS! I'm living for the makeup...*dies*...I can die now. I hope you get first call out, god knows Mikiel going to go down the drain...lul.

sugarpuke

it was fun mikiel! apart from the diaper

BUT

the blood wasn't part of the make up, and it was more elaborate during the shoot. less bloody, but better. with holes, and peeling and pus brimmed sores

What can I say Ballard? I got too much life in the eyes hahahaha

lmao, thanks ballard! but don't say that!! my shoot looked 100% different

i had a bath after my avatar
and the water went red
and the tub was pink
so naturally i took a picture of myself in the bath

I'm sure you won't disappoint haha. I bet everyone and there mother knows you'll be in the final 3 hahaha

DON'T FUCKING PUT PRESSURE ON ME!! I'LL HEADBUTT YOU